Jokes From Kids @ MPPL

why did my brother bite a dog?!

couse he wanted a hot dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahaha

Thanks to Nikki for the joke!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE STREET? HE WANTED TO SAVE THE WORLD.

Thanks to Diana for the joke!

How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer:Put a boogie in it

Thanks to Leanne for the joke!

What do you call a skeloton wen it is lazy?                                            lazybones

Thanks to Claudia for the joke!

Whats a trees favorite drink?
What?
Rootbeer

Thanks to Tea for the joke!

knock knock?
Whos there?
boo?
boo who?
why are you crying its just a joke

Thanks to Jocelyn for the joke!

1 2 3 4 who's that knockin' at my door?
5 6 7 8 hurry up! don't be late!
9 10 11 12 got a secret I can't tell.
FLAP YOUR TAIL! FLAP YOUR TAIL! FLAP YOUR TAIL!
lalala

Thanks to fish hooks for the joke!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?

Blue chesse

Thanks to Laura for the joke 

what comes bewtween a pie and a rat?? I don't know?? What!! A pirate!!

Thanks to Leah for the joke!

Why are pirates so rude???
Why?? Tell us. I don't know they just ''Arrrrrr"

Thanks to Lexi for the joke!