Jokes From Kids @ MPPL

what is black and white and pink all over?

an embarrassing zebra!

Thanks to Tracy for the joke!

Why Is Alabama The Smartest State?

Because it has 4 A's and 1 B

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look!
I'm changing!

Thanks to Rhea for the joke!

What did the hot dog say to the other hotdog while they were in a race?

Ketchup!

Thanks to Tracy for the joke!

Why did the orange stop the race?
Because, he ran out of juice...

Thanks to Yo Mama for the joke! 

what did the car say to the road?

The road is rocky!    All I want is Rocky road !   The road taste bad!

Thanks to Sheryl-anne for the joke!

haha

from Isabella

why is the water blue

What did the  farmer say to the cow ?                                                

cown you come milk me

Thanks to frank for the joke!

guess what ?                   CHICKEN   BUTT!