Jokes From Kids @ MPPL

Patient: Doctor, doctor I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No, I really did!

Thanks to Ace for the joke : )

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide!

Thanks to Sandy for the joke!

What is a dog's favorite kind of candy?

Puppermint!

Thanks to Linda for the joke : )

Why is Cinderella terrible at basketball?

Her coach is a pumpkin!

Thanks to Ellie for the joke!

What is the difference between a raincloud and a lion with a thorn stuck in its paw?

One pours with rain, the other roars with pain.

Thanks to Leo for the joke!

What did the clown say when he hugged a cactus?

Ouch.

Thanks to Laura for the joke!

Why does Superman hate cell phones?

Have you ever tried changing into tight and a
cape behind one?

Thanks to Marcus for the joke!

How was the cows vacation?

Udderly boring!

Thanks to June for the joke!

What is a ghost's favorite brekfeast dish?

Boo- berry muffins!

Thanks to Freddy for the joke!

What goes zzub zzubb?

A bee flying backwards!

Thanks to Toby for the joke :-)