Jokes From Kids @ MPPL

knock knock
whos there
buy
buy who
buy one get one free

Thanks to Emily for the joke!

Hanna: Knock Knock
Person: Who's there
Hanna: Yahoo the internet
Person: Yahoo the internet who
Hanna: When you get excited jump up and say Yahoo! Or go online to Yahoo.
Person: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

Thanks to Hana for the joke!

How does Mr.Krabs start every bed time story?
Once upon a dime

Thanks to Michael for the joke!

Where does a dentist go on vacation?

Joke from Renee (But what's the answer?  please write back and tell us!).

what is a muskito?
a muskie and a miskito mixed together

Thanks to Madison for the joke!

Y is 6 afrad of 7 ?
(789)

Thanks to Hannah for the joke!

Jon: Excuse me kind sir, do you have the time?
Lenny: No, but I do have a research paper due in one week! Yikes!
Jon: Silly Lenny!

Thanks to Eddie for the joke!

A girl walked into a resterant and she ordered the pasta. When the waiter brought her her pasta, he terned around for a minute and then he heard some laughing. when he lookd back, the girl had her bowl of pasta on her head, and she waved her hands in the air and screamed, "look ma, no hands!"

Thanks to Eddie for the joke!

in india we call milk dude so what did the cookie say to the milk?
hey dude
Thanks to Alapi for the joke!

knock knock!
who's there?
bananna 
 bananna who?
knock knock!
who's there
bananna
bananna who?
knock knock!
who's there?
bananna
bananna who?
knock knock!
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange (aren't) you glad i didn't say bananna?

Thanks to Neringa for the joke!