Jokes From Kids @ MPPL

What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
Hip-Hop!

This week's joke from Joe.

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Why don't ghosts like water?

Why don't ghosts like water?
It dampens their spirits!

Joke by Jon!!!

Why couldn't the little lamb get up in the morning?

Why couldn't the little lamb get up in the morning?

It was still a-sheep!

Thanks to Carol for this week's joke!

Why did the fly fly?

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied-her.

This week's joke by Melissa!

What did Dela wear?

What did Dela wear?
Her New Jersey!

Thanks to Keary for this week's joke.

What do you call a fairy who won't take a bath?

What do you call a fairy who won't take a bath?
Stinkerbell!

Thanks to Amanda for this week's joke.

Are people jealous of the Irish?

Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yes, they're green with envy!

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Paddy O'Furniture

Thanks to Sean for this week's joke.

knock knock whoes there? Boo boo who? please dont cry

Knock knock * Who's there? * Boo boo *  Boo boo who?
Please dont cry.

This week's joke sent in by Jessica.